Aaron Bushnell, Man On Fire

On a lovely Sunday afternoon, 25-year-old Aaron Bushnell, an active-duty member of the United States Air Force, set himself on fire outside the Israeli embassy in Washington DC, repeatedly shouting “Free Palestine!”

Then he died.

Luckily, this retard livestreamed the whole thing on Twitch and now it’s everywhere.

Check it out:

I must say, setting yourself on fire as a form of protest is pretty badass. It’s retarded, don’t get me wrong, but it’s also badass. The two can coexist splendidly in this day and age.

Retarded badassery.

I love it.

I love self-immolation. I love seeing retards ablaze.

That famous 1963 picture of the Vietnamese monk engulfed in flames as he was protesting whatever-the-fuck scarred by teenage brain, and I’ve been hooked ever since. I just wish there were more of these burning retards throughout history. I can’t get enough of them.

And if there’s any conclusion to be drawn, it’s this: setting yourself on fire will accomplish absolutely nothing.

Aaron Bushnell is dead. The genocide in Gaza continues.


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