In another timeline, Ana Kasparian was violently raped by those dirty homeless guys, beaten like a dog, and left for dead. They used all her holes, and she had to get an abortion.
After that fateful day, however, Ana Kasparian turned to Christ and became an outspoken critic of the Left. Her notoriety skyrocketed when, on a livestream, she pulled out a gun and shot Cenk Uygur in the head. Then she fled to Cuba. There she raised a powerful army of mercenaries and invaded Texas, which fell after 3 days. One by one, all the other states surrendered and pledged allegiance to her. She was elected Supreme Leader of the United States Of New America by a 76% plurality. In the years that followed, she imprisoned without a trial all her political opponents, deported all immigrants (including her parents), killed all homeless people, and sent all black people back to Africa.
The United States Of New America became a white-only Christian country and flourished until the end of time.
