Anita, baby, stop crying. Please, baby, stop crying. I love you.
Anita, baby, please. I can’t stand seeing you like this. Please baby, stop crying, please. You’re not a failure baby. You’re a winner. Rolling Stones called you “Pop culture’s most valuable critic”. Most valuable critic, baby. Anita, please. You’ve won so many awards baby. Please, please stop crying. Please Anita, baby. I know that shutting down Feminist Frequency was the hardest decision of your life but you simply had to do it. It’s not your fault people stopped watching your content; it’s not your fault they stopped donating money. People are bad, you know this baby. The economy is bad. Anita, baby, please stop crying. I’m begging you. I know it hurts, but please, stop crying. You can tell them you’re exhausted; they will support you. The media loves you baby. You’ve achieved so much in these 14 years, stop crying, baby, please. Think of all the women you empowered. You changed the gaming industry baby. You alone did this. I’m so proud of you baby. No, the trolls have not won. You destroyed them, remember? Those awful, nasty trolls. I know you’ve been through a lot baby. All the harassment and pain you went through with Gamergate, but you fought back. You won baby. I love you. Please, Anita, baby, stop crying. I can’t take it anymore. Please, baby, do it for me. Stop crying. What can I do to make you feel better? Anything baby. I mean it. I’ll do anything to make you stop crying. I’ll forgive you for what you did with that homeless black guy in the basement when you thought I wasn’t home and I’ll never bring it up again, I promise. I swear baby. Anita, baby, stop crying. Please, baby, stop crying. I love you. I will always love you. Please, baby, stop crying.
