Jay-Z And Me
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Jay-Z once said: “Light nigga, dark nigga, faux nigga, real nigga, rich nigga, poor nigga, house nigga, field nigga… still nigga.”
(more…)Fuck Democracy
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“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
― Winston Churchill
(more…)Remember These Great Words
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“When we win, do not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it’s funny.”
― Sam Hyde, comedian/philosopher
Aristotle
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“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.”
— Aristotle
“Aristotle was a homo.”
— Richard Nixon
Two Confirmed Geniuses
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“Bret Weinstein is a genius.”
— Eric Weinstein
“Eric Weinstein is a genius.”
— Bret Weinstein
The Children Of The Beyond
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The Children of the Beyond beamed themselves onto Earth and materialized in New Jersey.
(more…)Donald Trump Will Fight Communism
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“Communism has not died.”
— Svetlana Alexievich
“Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.”
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Unpopular Opinion #1776
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And she is getting older. And fatter. And dumber. And uglier. And smellier.
(more…)Unpopular Opinion #1628
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There is taekwondo at the Paralympics, and it is sad.
But terrorism is a much sadder affair.
Emergency
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“One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency.”
— Arnold H. Glasow