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Germany Stinks

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Extreme heat waves are scorching Germany at the moment, and yet most Germans don’t have air conditioning.

The explanation is quite simple: most Germans are fucking retarded.

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Paris Is A Shithole

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Once again, PSG fans have celebrated the Champions League title by destroying property, looting everything in sight, beating and stabbing innocent people, sexually assaulting women, and setting fire to Paris and other cities.

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How Far We Have Come

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Aariana Rose Philip, a black transgender quadriplegic with cerebral palsy, has made history at the Met Gala.

It’s nice to see an actual freak attending for a change.

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Cool. The Owner Of OnlyFans Is Dead.

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Great news everybody.

Leonid Radvinsky, the man responsible for revolutionizing the porn industry, one of the most loathsome Jews ever to haunt this world, dropped dead at the age of 43.

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Epstein’s Doctor

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In an email to Jeffrey Epstein, Dr. Peter Attia wrote that “pussy is, indeed, low carb.”

So if any of you keto guys out there fucked his daughter – don’t fret! You’re good. Daddy confirmed that you’re still following the protocol.

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Nick Fuentes Is Winning

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Nick Fuentes’ interview with the odious Piers Morgan gave me hope.

I’m not a fan of Fuentes, but I respect him. I respect him for what he represents.

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Dave Portnoy Got Heckled

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Some guy shouted “Fuck the Jews” and threw coins at obnoxious Jew scumbag Dave Portnoy, and before you can say “Heil Hitler” he was arrested, charged with “disturbing the peace”, and kicked out of his university.

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Teen Vogue Is Dead

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Great news everybody. 

Teen Vogue, the magazine turning your teenage daughters into obnoxious communist sluts, is no more.

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Dick Cheney Is Dead

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Dick Cheney, the most powerful vice-president in the history of America, notorious scumbag, alleged war criminal, heart attack collector, father of a dumb bitch and a lesbian, has, alas, kicked the bucket.

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Jane Goodall Is Dead

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Jane Goodall was a primatologist, anthropologist, ethnologist, naturalist, conservationist, researcher, vegan, animal rights campaigner, shamanistic witch doctor – but above all, she was a famous person.

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New Rule For White People

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It has come to my attention that the scumbags at the Associated Press are capitalizing the word “black” but not the word “white”.

I didn’t know about this, so I checked their website for an explanation.

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Remember This Guy?

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Remember Dorian Johnson, the illiterate buffoon who sparked the “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” hoax by lying about Michael Brown’s death in 2014?

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Charlie Sheen Is Gay

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At last, Charlie Sheen has revealed what everyone on the planet pretty much knew since his AIDS diagnosis: he had sex with men.

And it all started because of… crack.

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A Horrible Racist Is Employed By The New Yorker

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Shortly after American Eagle’s ad campaign featuring Sydney Sweeney went viral, some bitch at The New Yorker penned an article titled “The Banal Provocation of Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans”, in which she brings up Beyoncé’s ad campaign for Levi’s as comparison.

The article is atrocious. It’s slop that only white highbrow numbskulls – the chief audience of The New Yorker – can appreciate.

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Bear Kills Retard

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While cruising through Transylvania, a region full of hungry bears, a 48-year-old Italian tourist spotted a mama bear with her 3 cubs on the side of the road, got off his bike, took some pictures, and tried to feed the bears, right next to a sign that says “DO NOT FEED THE BEARS”.

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Bob Vylan: The Outrage

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Last Saturday, at the Glastonbury Festival, the front man of Bob Vylan chanted “Death to the IDF!” and the idiots in the crowd naturally followed along.

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Glenn Greenwald Is A Vile Freak

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I’ve just seen the infamous leaked video of Glenn Greenwald licking a black guy’s foot and saliva and – fuck that’s disturbing.

The way this no-good, pathetic motherfucker is worshiping his black master – as if under a spell – is… too much to handle.

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Fuck Sophie Rain

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OK, enough of this bitch already.

Sophie Rain, OnlyFans hoe, $43 million in earnings – got it. I don’t have to be bombarded every five seconds with her dumb face on the internet.

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Leave Jeff Bezos Alone!

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The Washington Post will no longer endorse a candidate for president and now every shitlib and their momma are fuming about it on social media.

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Obama Is A Joke

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If you listen carefully to Barack Obama when he’s not reading off a teleprompter or reciting what others have written for him, you’ll soon realize that he’s an imbecile.

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India Is A Shithole

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Bald and Bankrupt traveled to India and offended the whole country by simply documenting what he saw there: poverty, filth, and people shitting in public.

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Dave Grohl, The Cheater

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Dave Grohl cheated on his wife of 21 years with some bitch and a new creature spawned into existence, alongside a new burden. It is the curse of Donald Trump.

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Poor Gus Walz

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When the camera turned to Gus Walz during his father’s stupid speech at the DNC last night, and I saw him sobbing like a bitch and shouting “That’s my dad!”, I muttered to myself, “This fatso looks and claps like a retard.”

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