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Macron Is Not Tough

Bruh, I just saw Macron’s boxing pictures that were recently published by his official photographer on Instagram in kitschy black and white.

Stop trying to make him look tough for crying out loud – he’s not! It’s fucking embarrassing.

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Don Lemon’s Ridiculous Demands

According to multiple outlets, to host his stupid show on X, Don Lemon demanded $5 million upfront, a salary of $8 million per year, a free Cybertruck and – get this – an equity stake in the company and the right to approve any changes regarding the news content policy.

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Diddy Is (Allegedly) Gay

As soon as I logged into X this morning I was bombarded with madness and incoherence and retardation; and I said to myself: “Holy shit! The negroes are at it again!”

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Mary Poppins’ Hottentots

The age rating for the beloved children’s classic Mary Poppins has been raised from U to PG because, according to the British Board of Film Classification, the movie contains “discriminatory language”.

A single word is to blame: “hottentots”.

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Aaron Bushnell, Man On Fire

On a lovely Sunday afternoon, 25-year-old Aaron Bushnell, an active-duty member of the United States Air Force, set himself on fire outside the Israeli embassy in Washington DC, repeatedly shouting “Free Palestine!”

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Did Michael Bisping Say Something Homophobic?

The putrid New York Post reports:

Former UFC fighter Michael Bisping was caught on a hot mic making a homophobic remark at UFC 298.

But you can’t trust the New York Post, or the mainstream media in general – they suck dick.

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R.I.P. Kagney

Famous pornstar Kagney Linn Karter took her own life at 36 after reportedly struggling with mental health for years.

It’s a sad story… and for me so surreal.

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Fuck Olaf Scholz

Once upon a time the Germans started World War 2 and exterminated 6 million Jews.

Nowadays they pussy out and, metaphorically speaking, suck Jewish dick.

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The DunKings Of Cringe

This is the most horrendous commercial I have ever seen and I hope everyone involved suffers an agonizing death after a sudden AIDS diagnosis, especially Matt Damon.

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