Talentless hack Billie Eilish finally came out of the closet.
Her stupid fans will love her even more.
In a recent interview with Variety, she chirped:
I kind of thought, wasn’t it obvious?
No, bitch. It wasn’t.
It’s never obvious with you freaks.
I didn’t realize people didn’t know. I just don’t really believe in it. I’m just like, why can’t we just exist? I’ve been doing this for a long time, and I just didn’t talk about it. Whoops.
Such fake horseshit.
Which begs the question: is Billie Eilish really a lesbian?
Something tells me she’s not.
I’m always suspicious of lesbians for some reason.
I don’t trust them. I kinda hate them, to tell you the truth.
Sure, I like hot broads doing lesbian shit as much as the next guy, but real lesbians are seldom hot.
Real lesbians are fat, obnoxious pigs with an agenda. They smell bad and never shave their armpits. They can never be loved by real men.
But in this day and age, especially in the entertainment industry, it’s mighty tempting to be a fake gay.
I don’t know, I just don’t buy Billie Eilish’s coming out story.
Holding hands or kissing is nothing. Until I see her eating pussy or marrying another bitch I reserve my right to remain skeptical.
Lesbian or not, though, in light of this revelation, it’s only a matter of time before she becomes a tranny.