Brian Stelter is fat, bald, ugly, stupid, and gay… and now fired from CNN.
The Fake News Network issued a statement:
CNN will end its Reliable Sources program on Sunday, August 21st. As a result Brian Stelter will leave the company. We appreciate his contributions to the network and wish him well as he embarks on new endeavors.
Low ratings, extreme partisanship, horrendous takes – it’s no wonder they fired his fat ass.
Plus, he was reportedly eating everyone’s lunch for years and they hated him for that.
According to real reliable sources, Stelter was taken off guard by the decision and when he heard the news he emptied his 3 refrigerators in a formidable fit of fat rage.
Then he looked in a mirror and said, “Stop crying sweetie pie, everything’s gonna be OK”.
But it’s not going to be OK.
This man will never be the same again.