Great news everybody.
Trump nemesis and insufferable brat Liz Cheney was defeated in the Wyoming GOP primary by Trump-backed challenger Harriet Hageman.
The Trumpster immediately released a statement:
This is a wonderful result for America, and a complete rebuke of the Unselect Committee of political Hacks and Thugs. Liz Cheney should be ashamed of herself, the way she acted, and her spiteful, sanctimonious words and actions towards others. Now she can finally disappear into the depths of political oblivion where, I am sure, she will be much happier than she is right now.
Liz Cheney is a miserable loser.
She had full support from the mainstream media and the Democrats but she lost anyway because she’s a miserable loser and people know it.
Not even her shapeshifting demon dad who shot a guy in the face once couldn’t help her.
Dick Cheney crawled out of a fiery hellhole to deliver a passionate anti-Trump speech in support of his demon seed but the Internet told him to fuck off because he is a war criminal and memed him into oblivion.
Your fearless daughter lost by a 30-point margin, stupid.
How do you like them apples?
And, of course, the real winner here is Donald Trump who will hopefully become the next president.