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Cara Delevingne Has Hit Rock Bottom

I love out-of-control celebrities. I celebrate their downfall and eventual death. Seeing their lives falling apart due to drugs, alcohol, disease, or retardation, brings me so much joy, it really does. They make me feel so good about myself.

Cara Delevingne is the latest out-of-control celebrity – and let me tell you, this bitch is off the charts. Word on the street is she’s struggling with substance abuse and retardation, a ghastly combo, but in this case, because she’s a celebrity, it’s great. I hope she never recovers.

Check out this clip of her acting like a homeless crack whore at an airport in California:

I love it!

Margot Robbie was pictured leaving Cara Delevingne’s house in tears recently – it’s bad. Failed intervention, perhaps? God, please.

I hate her, but I don’t know why I hate her so much. Maybe because she’s a lesbian. Or maybe because I think she’s overrated; as a model and as an actress.

And by the way, she’s not that hot. Not now I mean, when she was normal. I always thought that she’s too tomboyish to be hot. Plus, that hairline bugs me. Her hairline – please take a closer look – is slowly receding… just like her sanity, hopefully.

It’s been a while… I really need a celebrity tragedy to feel good about myself again. I hope she hangs herself in a public shitter after a positive AIDS test notification. That would be great.

SPARE SOME COIN

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