Paramount Lays Off 800 Employees, Including CBS Journalists

Just two days after CBS made record-breaking dough from the Super Bowl LVIII broadcast, which became the most-watched TV program in America, their scummy parent company Paramount Global suddenly decided to lay off 800 employees because, you know, the economy is bad and shit.


Harvard President Claudine Gay Must Go

Last week the world witnessed the shocking testimonies of the presidents of Harvard, MIT, and the University of Pennsylvania, who unanimously failed to condemn the rampant anti-Semitism and appalling calls to violence against Jews in their universities.

Never put a woman in charge of anything is what I always say – they suck.


Elon Musk’s Meeting With Recep Erdoğan Didn’t Go Well

The Supreme Leader of the Magnificent Republic of Türkiye, the Honorable Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, may Allah bless him with good health and a long life, summoned Elon Musk yesterday at the Turkish House, his personal skyscraper in Manhattan, to discuss a collaboration opportunity.