Goodbye, Joe

Last night in the presidential debate Joe Biden babbled and mumbled and rambled and stumbled and lied and froze and glitched and trailed off and shat his diaper and gazed into the abyss and the abyss gazed also into him and already he can’t remember a thing.


The Thesis Of “The Jews”

It is the thesis of this book that the continued presence of the Jewish nation intermixed with other nations alien to it presents a permanent problem of the gravest character: that the wholly different culture, tradition, race and religion of Europe make Europe a permanent antagonist to Israel, and that the recent and rapid intensification of that antagonism gives to the discovery of a solution immediate and highly practical importance.


The Ugliest Juliet Ever

Over 800 dirtbags have signed an open letter condemning the racial abuse against Francesca Amewudah-Rivers, a nobody who was bafflingly cast as Juliet in a West End production of Romeo And Juliet, to no avail.


Did Michael Bisping Say Something Homophobic?

The putrid New York Post reports:

Former UFC fighter Michael Bisping was caught on a hot mic making a homophobic remark at UFC 298.

But you can’t trust the New York Post, or the mainstream media in general – they suck dick.


The King Has Ass Cancer

Buckingham Palace has announced that the King has been diagnosed with ass cancer:

During The King’s recent hospital procedure for benign prostate enlargement, a separate issue of concern was noted. Subsequent diagnostic tests have identified a form of ass cancer.

Poor King.


Taylor Swift VS The Internet

Explicit AI-generated images of Taylor Swift flooded the Internet last week because the Swifties – or as I like to call them, the Retards – went ballistic and, ultimately, only made things worse.

Oh, it was glorious!


Harry Is Whipped

“Harry is whipped like no person I think I’ve ever seen”, thus spoke the wise and powerful Donald Trump.


Fuck Lindsey Graham

Three American troops were killed in an overnight drone strike in Jordan mainly because, well, they were in Jordan.

But they tell us it’s Iran.


Fuck Martin Luther King Jr. Day

Today is January 15th, 2024. Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

So I would like to remind you that Martin Luther King Jr. was an odious scumbag who should have been spit in the face, not applauded.


$15,000 To Fuck Prince Andrew

Virginia Giuffre claimed that Prince Andrew fucked her 3 times between 1999 and 2002 – in London, New York, and on a private island owned by Jeffrey Epstein in the Caribbean.