Did Michael Bisping Say Something Homophobic?

The putrid New York Post reports:

Former UFC fighter Michael Bisping was caught on a hot mic making a homophobic remark at UFC 298.

But you can’t trust the New York Post, or the mainstream media in general – they suck dick.


The King Has Ass Cancer

Buckingham Palace has announced that the King has been diagnosed with ass cancer:

During The King’s recent hospital procedure for benign prostate enlargement, a separate issue of concern was noted. Subsequent diagnostic tests have identified a form of ass cancer.

Poor King.


Taylor Swift VS The Internet

Explicit AI-generated images of Taylor Swift flooded the Internet last week because the Swifties – or as I like to call them, the Retards – went ballistic and, ultimately, only made things worse.

Oh, it was glorious!


Harry Is Whipped

“Harry is whipped like no person I think I’ve ever seen”, thus spoke the wise and powerful Donald Trump.


Fuck Lindsey Graham

Three American troops were killed in an overnight drone strike in Jordan mainly because, well, they were in Jordan.

But they tell us it’s Iran.


Fuck Martin Luther King Jr. Day

Today is January 15th, 2024. Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

So I would like to remind you that Martin Luther King Jr. was an odious scumbag who should have been spit in the face, not applauded.


$15,000 To Fuck Prince Andrew

Virginia Giuffre claimed that Prince Andrew fucked her 3 times between 1999 and 2002 – in London, New York, and on a private island owned by Jeffrey Epstein in the Caribbean.


Douglas Murray VS Cenk Uygur

In any debate, on any topic, against any serious opponent, Cenk Uygur will invariably resort to bawling like a coked-up fat retard who deserves to be spit in the face.

Harvard President Claudine Gay Must Go

Last week the world witnessed the shocking testimonies of the presidents of Harvard, MIT, and the University of Pennsylvania, who unanimously failed to condemn the rampant anti-Semitism and appalling calls to violence against Jews in their universities.

Never put a woman in charge of anything is what I always say – they suck.


The Washington Post Strike  

Hundreds of worthless drudgers from the failing Washington Post staged a daylong strike amid impending layoffs and unsuccessful contract negotiations.