I love out-of-control celebrities. I celebrate their downfall and eventual death. Seeing their lives falling apart due to drugs, alcohol, disease, or retardation, brings me so much joy, it really does. They make me feel so good about myself.
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A black actress plays Ariel in Disney’s upcoming dumpster fire The Little Mermaid – that’s unacceptable. Hans Christian Andersen is rolling in his grave. Everybody knows that mermaids are white, there’s no question about it. A black mermaid makes no sense, whatsoever.
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I’m sick and tired of Meghan Markle.
This bitch gets almost as much press coverage as the dead Queen and the new King at the moment – and it’s driving me nuts. It’s preposterous. Enough already! She’s just a goofy broad who happens to be Harry’s wife. She shouldn’t matter. Both of these idiots shouldn’t matter.
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Queen Elizabeth II, the longest-reigning British monarch, has died peacefully aged 96 at Balmoral castle in Scotland.
Her last words were “Hitler did nothing wrong”, which surprised everybody in the room.
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Chris Pine and Harry Styles attended the premiere of “Don’t Worry Darling” in Venice dressed as pompous gay software engineers. The movie is predicted to be a flop, but the recent controversy might turn out to be beneficial.
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Many years ago, when I saw Bad Bunny for the first time, what he looked like and how he acted, I said to myself: “this guy’s a homo”.
I had no doubt about it.
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During her acceptance speech for the “Video for Good” award (whatever that means) at the VMAs, which apparently is still a thing, Lizzo went full retard:
This morbidly obese swine is oppressed.
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I saw some recent photos of Maria Shriver, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s ex-wife, in Page Six… and I freaked the fuck out.
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Colin Kaepernick is a father. His partner Nessa Diab calved their first child in a barn a few weeks ago, but they kept the news secret until yesterday.
That’s because the baby looks like Steven Spielberg’s E.T. on coke and already shows signs of retardation. The thing has 1 leg, 3 arms, a penis and a vagina, and a foul, greenish liquid keeps oozing from underneath its scales. The scientists who tried to study the creature reportedly fainted because of the smell, and when they regained conscience, they all fled the country.
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Two years ago, I learned about the existence of the so-called “Beatles nigger bit”, performed spontaneously by Artie Lange and Gilbert Gottfried on Opie’s radio show. As a big fan of both of those guys, I immediately went on YouTube to find it but nothing came up when I searched for it. I couldn’t find the bit even through google or other websites (anything containing “n-word” or “nigger” is almost impossible to find).
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