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Goodbye, Joe

Last night in the presidential debate Joe Biden babbled and mumbled and rambled and stumbled and lied and froze and glitched and trailed off and shat his diaper and gazed into the abyss and the abyss gazed also into him and already he can’t remember a thing.

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Don Lemon’s Ridiculous Demands

According to multiple outlets, to host his stupid show on X, Don Lemon demanded $5 million upfront, a salary of $8 million per year, a free Cybertruck and – get this – an equity stake in the company and the right to approve any changes regarding the news content policy.

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Did Michael Bisping Say Something Homophobic?

The putrid New York Post reports:

Former UFC fighter Michael Bisping was caught on a hot mic making a homophobic remark at UFC 298.

But you can’t trust the New York Post, or the mainstream media in general – they suck dick.

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Leprous Newspapers

The newspaper is the great educator of the nineteenth century. There is no force compared with it. It is book, pulpit, platform, forum, all in one. And there is not an interest—religious, literary, commercial, scientific, agricultural, or mechanical—that is not within its grasp.

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Two US Citizens

On the left, we have Brittney Griner, a US citizen.

Griner committed a crime. She was caught trying to smuggle hash oil into Russia, which is illegal. She pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 9 years in prison.

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