Xi Jinping Executed By The Communist Party Of China

According to the CIA and other intelligence services, Xi Jinping, the President of the People’s Republic of China, was removed from power by shadowy Communist Party officials on Saturday and put under house arrest.  


Neacșu’s Letter (1521)

Neacșu’s Letter is the oldest surviving document available in Old Romanian.

Sent by Lupu Neacșu, a merchant from Câmpulung, Wallachia (now Romania), the letter warns Johannes Benker, the mayor of Brassó (now Brașov, Romania), of the imminent attack of the Ottoman Empire on Wallachia and Transylvania.


I’m Sick And Tired Of Meghan Markle

I’m sick and tired of Meghan Markle.

This bitch gets almost as much press coverage as the dead Queen and the new King at the moment – and it’s driving me nuts. It’s preposterous. Enough already! She’s just a goofy broad who happens to be Harry’s wife. She shouldn’t matter. Both of these idiots shouldn’t matter. 


The Queen Is Dead

Queen Elizabeth II, the longest-reigning British monarch, has died peacefully aged 96 at Balmoral castle in Scotland.

Her last words were “Hitler did nothing wrong”, which surprised everybody in the room.