R.I.P. Ebrahim Raisi

Sad news, folks.

The President of the Glorious Nation of Iran, Ebrahim Raisi, a.k.a. The Butcher of Tehran, has died in a mysterious helicopter crash in the mountains.

R.I.P., my nigga.


Miss Germany Is A Horrid Mess

Among the Miss Germany 2024 finalists were a negro, a tranny, a butch, and a horrid mess – none of them fuckable before 30 lagers – and in the end, bringing great shame to the entire nation, the horrid mess won.


Mary Poppins’ Hottentots

The age rating for the beloved children’s classic Mary Poppins has been raised from U to PG because, according to the British Board of Film Classification, the movie contains “discriminatory language”.

A single word is to blame: “hottentots”.


Boris Johnson Wanted A Million Dollars From Tucker Carlson

Boris Johnson nowadays languishes in obscurity, and most people remember him as a hideous ape rather than a former prime minister.

Requesting a million dollars for an interview suggests that he’s desperate and broke – or maybe he’s just retarded.

Mona Lisa Soup

Because nothing saves the planet quite like hurling soup at the Mona Lisa.   

And nothing makes me want to burn a forest quite like seeing a priceless masterpiece soiled by woke retards with a dream.


Jeremy Corbyn Strikes Again!

God, I’m so glad Piers bullied the shit of this odious far-left extremist who speaks at anti-Semitic rallies and looks and acts like a coked-up pedophiliac grandpa.    


How To Avoid Throat Cancer

Future Nobel Laureate in Physiology or Medicine Dr. Daria Sadovskaya on TikTok:

Men are more likely to develop throat cancer performing oral sex on women, as women are more likely to carry the HPV virus in their genital area.

She’s right.


Amouranth’s Vaginal Yeast Beer

Amouranth is one of those scantily clad hussy streamers insanely popular with the simps. She has big tits and a torpid face. After watching 5 minutes of this bitch in a hot tub – as research for this post, of course – I can confidently say that she’s also dumb as an ox and just as interesting.