Goodbye, Joe

Last night in the presidential debate Joe Biden babbled and mumbled and rambled and stumbled and lied and froze and glitched and trailed off and shat his diaper and gazed into the abyss and the abyss gazed also into him and already he can’t remember a thing.


Humza Yousaf Quits

Humza Yousaf, Scotland’s first – and hopefully last – Muslim leader has officially resigned because he’s an embarrassment and a disgrace.


Boris Johnson Wanted A Million Dollars From Tucker Carlson

Boris Johnson nowadays languishes in obscurity, and most people remember him as a hideous ape rather than a former prime minister.

Requesting a million dollars for an interview suggests that he’s desperate and broke – or maybe he’s just retarded.

Fuck Olaf Scholz

Once upon a time the Germans started World War 2 and exterminated 6 million Jews.

Nowadays they pussy out and, metaphorically speaking, suck Jewish dick.


The American Flag

A thoughtful mind, when it sees a nation’s flag, sees not the flag only, but the nation itself; and whatever may be its symbols, its insignia, he reads chiefly in the flag the government, the principles, the truths, the history, which belong to the nation which sets it forth.


Harry Is Whipped

“Harry is whipped like no person I think I’ve ever seen”, thus spoke the wise and powerful Donald Trump.


Fuck Lindsey Graham

Three American troops were killed in an overnight drone strike in Jordan mainly because, well, they were in Jordan.

But they tell us it’s Iran.


The Kings

Universal democracy does not mean the wiping out of all grades among men, bringing every person down to an equality of commonplaceness. This idea is the product of ignorant and timid minds. The motive force of democracy is not envy.


Gay Sex In The Senate

Here’s something you don’t see every day: a guy fucking another guy in the ass within the confines of a Senate hearing room.

Yes, folks, this is America.


Osama’s Letter To America

Osama bin Laden’s 2002 letter to America has resurfaced on TikTok, of all places, then all hell broke loose.

And since it is now heavily censored online, we have decided to publish it in full.


Jeremy Corbyn Strikes Again!

God, I’m so glad Piers bullied the shit of this odious far-left extremist who speaks at anti-Semitic rallies and looks and acts like a coked-up pedophiliac grandpa.