Scientists Are Baffled
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Today I found out that our planet is spinning faster than usual, which means the days are shorter than usual, and we’re fucked.
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I Can’t Believe What Pope Francis Did In Kinshasa
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Pope Francis went to the Congo to preach the word of God to what the Catholic Church calls “pagan savages”.
(more…)Thank God Those Memphis Cops Are All Black
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Everybody knows the story by now: 5 rookie cops savagely beat some black guy to death in Memphis, Tennessee.
(more…)Pope Francis: Homosexuality Is A Sin, Not A Crime
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Pope Francis slithered from his smelly dungeon underneath St. Peter’s Basilica and proclaimed that “being homosexual is not a crime”.
(more…)Sam Bankman-Fried’s Dog Can Attack If A Secret Word Is Uttered
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Disgraced cryptofag Sam Bankman-Fried reportedly spent millions of dollars on a genetically engineered German shepherd that was trained by special trainers in a secret underground base in Bosnia.
(more…)Jeff Bezos Fucked Up His Face
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I was killing time and brain cells on Twitter when a recent picture of Jeff Bezos came to my attention.
Did this motherfucker plump up his lips?
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