CDC Releases New COVID Guidelines (Because Vaccines Don’t Work As Advertised)

The Centers For Disease Control And Prevention “streamlined” their COVID guidelines yesterday to “help people better understand their risk, how to protect themselves and others, what actions to take if exposed to COVID-19, and what actions to take if they are sick or test positive for the virus” because “there is significantly less risk of severe illness, hospitalization and death compared to earlier in the pandemic”.


Scientists Are Baffled

Today I found out that our planet is spinning faster than usual, consequently making days shorter than usual, and that’s really bad and shit.


Schlong COVID Is A Great Name For Monkeypox

Monkeypox has been declared a global health emergency and many scientists and public health officials are now fighting to rename this disease due to stigma and discrimination against those on the inverse.