Valentine’s Day 2024

I woke up empty inside.

I went to work, pretended to work, got mad, got bored, browsed 4chan, browsed Pornhub, and fell asleep in my cubicle during the lunch break.


Sit, Traveler, You Must Be Tired

Sit, traveler, you must be tired. The road to Azura’s Shrine is long and perilous, and few men can survive the journey. The Mother Soul has blessed you!   


The King Has Ass Cancer

Buckingham Palace has announced that the King has been diagnosed with ass cancer:

During The King’s recent hospital procedure for benign prostate enlargement, a separate issue of concern was noted. Subsequent diagnostic tests have identified a form of ass cancer.

Poor King.