Order On Campus


There’s none of it at elite universities across America, where students are protesting Israel’s war against Gaza through disturbing chants, violence, and destruction.


The Ugliest Juliet Ever

Over 800 dirtbags have signed an open letter condemning the racial abuse against Francesca Amewudah-Rivers, a nobody who was bafflingly cast as Juliet in a West End production of Romeo And Juliet, to no avail.


Miss Germany Is A Horrid Mess

Among the Miss Germany 2024 finalists were a negro, a tranny, a butch, and a horrid mess – none of them fuckable before 30 lagers – and in the end, bringing great shame to the entire nation, the horrid mess won.


Mary Poppins’ Hottentots

The age rating for the beloved children’s classic Mary Poppins has been raised from U to PG because, according to the British Board of Film Classification, the movie contains “discriminatory language”.

A single word is to blame: “hottentots”.


Two US Citizens

On the left, we have Brittney Griner, a US citizen.

Griner committed a crime. She was caught trying to smuggle hash oil into Russia, which is illegal. She pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 9 years in prison.


Mona Lisa Soup

Because nothing saves the planet quite like hurling soup at the Mona Lisa.   

And nothing makes me want to burn a forest quite like seeing a priceless masterpiece soiled by woke retards with a dream.


Fuck Boeing

It has come to my attention that Boeing is now rewarding its executives if they hit climate and DEI targets, so I’ll never fly in a Boeing again.