I was waiting for my coke dealer in a beautiful park in Timișoara when a man jumped from a nearby bush and took a seat right next to me on the bench.
He wore a dirty trench coat, a hat with a giant feather, black Aviators, and combat boots. I was taken aback by his appearance, but I was equally intrigued to tell you the truth.
— Hey kid, you want some college advice? he suddenly growled.
— Why yes, stranger, I replied. I kinda do. I’m starting college tomorrow. Whaddya got?
— Don’t go to college.
He left.
I went to college.
It was the biggest mistake of my life.
