U.S. Department Of Justice: Biden Is Senile

Joe Biden will not be charged for mishandling classified documents because the U.S. Department Of Justice has concluded that he has “diminished faculties in advancing age”.

His brain is toast, so much so that “he did not remember, even within several years, when his son Beau died”. 

Yes, the “investigation uncovered evidence that President Biden willfully retained and disclosed classified materials”.

But, in court, he would come off as a “well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory”.

So “it would be difficult to convince a jury that they should convict him — by then a former president well into his 80s — of a serious felony that requires a mental state of willfulness”.

Well, that makes perfect sense.

Thank you, U.S. Department Of Justice, for this irrefutable elucidation.

Keep up the good work!

Trump is facing up to 450 years in prison for the same shit, but unfortunately he’s as sharp as a tack.   


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