The putrid New York Post reports:
Former UFC fighter Michael Bisping was caught on a hot mic making a homophobic remark at UFC 298.
But you can’t trust the New York Post, or the mainstream media in general – they suck dick.
Luckily, I am a professional homophobe with over 20 years of gay-bashing experience under my belt, so you can trust me. I shall analyze this case and issue a fair verdict.
Let’s look at the facts, shall we?
Here’s what Michael Bisping actually said, in context:
What a guy, what a night, UFC 298, Anaheim California, certainly won the box.
[pause]
What a guy? That’s fucking gay. Bye bye.
Verdict: not guilty.
The New York Post lied about Michael Bisping; he didn’t say anything remotely homophobic. He wasn’t even referring to a person – he was referring to his own previous remark, “What a guy”, which, he had perceived, correctly, as “fucking gay”.
Case closed.
