As soon as I logged into my X account this morning I was bombarded with madness and incoherence and retardation.
I immediately knew that something big and extremely convoluted had happened – and it most certainly included copious amounts of gay shit.
Boy was I right.
So… allegedly Diddy fucked Meek Mill and Usher and whoever the fuck Stevie J. is, and there’s a guy who sued Diddy for $30 million because Diddy fondled his dick and anus, and this guy woke up after a party dizzy and naked in bed next to Diddy and 2 whores, so he thinks he was raped, and somehow Cuba Gooding Jr. is involved, and Chris Brown is a pedophile, and something about drugs, and… the whole thing is fucking nuts.
But all of it comes from that guy’s lawsuit, I don’t know if it’s true.
