Donald Trump Canceled His Trial

Donald Trump fixed his tie and confronted Judge Arthur Engoron with a hostile stare.

— This trial is a fucking disgrace and a sham! he suddenly howled, rising from the stand like the phoenix from the ashes of doom.

— Order in the court! yelled the judge, furiously pounding his gavel.

— Shut up faggot! countered the Trumpster with blazing speed.

— You’re out of line!

— No, you’re out of line! You’re FIRED!

Fearless and proud, the former US President spit Judge Engoron in the face, flipped the bird to everyone in the courtroom and walked out like a boss.

The trial was permanently canceled.

Outside, a sea of people cheered as Donald Trump emerged, triumphant once more.


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