Donald Trump fixed his tie and confronted Judge Arthur Engoron with a hostile stare.
— This trial is a fucking disgrace and a sham! he suddenly howled, rising from the stand like the phoenix from the ashes of doom.
— Order in the court! yelled the judge, furiously pounding his gavel.
— Shut up faggot! countered the Trumpster with blazing speed.
— You’re out of line!
— No, you’re out of line! You’re FIRED!
Fearless and proud, the former US President spit Judge Engoron in the face, flipped the bird to everyone in the courtroom and walked out like a boss.
The trial was permanently canceled.
Outside, a sea of people cheered as Donald Trump emerged, triumphant once more.