Mere minutes into ‘Black Myth: Wukong’ my PC exploded and I was thrust through a wall.
I suffered severe burns on 98% of my body, lost an eye, a kidney, and all of my limbs.
My only son Jimmy, who was sitting in my lap, was blown to smithereens. He was such a good boy, only 5 years old. I loved him so much. They buried him with his pet turtle Mr. Grouch, who also died in the explosion.
My beloved wife Margaret is dead too. She hanged herself during Jimmy’s funeral. She couldn’t deal with the pain.
I am now in an ICU waiting for a face transplant.
Please pray for me.
And learn from my folly: don’t play ‘Black Myth: Wukong’ on a shit PC.
