Elon Musk In Israel

Elon Musk flew to Israel, put on a bib, and toured a ravaged kibbutz with Benjamin Netanyahu, who later showed him a 6-hour compilation of Hamas decapitating Jewish babies.

Musk wept constantly during the screening and said at the end, on camera, that Israel absolutely has the right to defend itself because all Palestinians are terrorists and they need to be destroyed.

Netanyahu hugged Musk and kissed him on the forehead.

Five minutes later the State of Israel declared that Elon Musk is not an anti-Semite anymore and ordered all advertisers to return to X and increase their advertising budget tenfold, or else.


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