The Supreme Leader of the Magnificent Republic of Türkiye, the Honorable Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, may Allah bless him with good health and a long life, summoned Elon Musk yesterday at the Turkish House, his personal skyscraper in Manhattan, to discuss a collaboration opportunity.
At the meeting, Recep Erdoğan saw that a curious child was sitting in Elon Musk’s lap.
— Is this your boy? Recep Erdoğan asked politely.
— Yes, replied Elon Musk. He’s my son. His name is X.
— Excuse me?
— X. His full name is X Æ A-Xii, but we just call him X.
— You named your son that?
— Get the fuck out of here. Guards!
The guards grabbed Elon Musk and escorted him out of the building. The meeting was over. The Turkish government has now banned Elon Musk, Tesla, SpaceX, Twitter, Starlink, Neuralink, and everything linked to Elon Musk, forever.