Ezra Miller Breaks Silence: “I Now Understand That I Am Suffering Complex Mental Health Issues”

A week after he was charged with burglary for breaking into a house and stealing bottles of alcohol, Ezra Miller crawled out of the woodwork to tell us that he’s suffering from “complex mental issues”.

No shit cuntface!

Multiple arrests, chocking fans for no reason, accusations of sexual assault and grooming… it was obvious to anyone with a brain that this guy has mental problems.

He told Variety:

Having recently gone through a time of intense crisis, I now understand that I am suffering complex mental health issues and have begun ongoing treatment. I want to apologize to everyone that I have alarmed and upset with my past behavior. I am committed to doing the necessary work to get back to a healthy, safe and productive stage in my life.

The upcoming Flash movie in which he plays the titular character cost $200 million to make and reportedly Warner Bros. considered pulling the plug amid the avalanche of bad press – but they can’t afford to scrap another movie after the recent Batgirl fiasco, so they’re now stuck with this scumbag.

The old blame-it-on-your-mental-health strategy is, for once, actually credible enough to work because Ezra Miller does have mental issues.

If he doesn’t relapse that is, which is possible considering his long track record of disturbing behavior.

If they’re smart, they will lock him up someplace safe until the movie is released and then shoot him in the head.



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