Fuck Sam Altman

Enough of this guy already!

I don’t give a flying fuck that Sam Altman was fired from OpenAI.

There’s no conspiracy here; the world will not burn; he’s not Jesus; ChatGPT still sucks.

I don’t need to be bombarded every 5 seconds with news about him.

I don’t care.

No, I don’t want to know what the future holds for Sam Altman; I hope he gets mauled to death by a pack of hyenas.

And stop calling him a genius, he’s no such thing.

Here’s what scumbag actually did: he turned OpenAI into ProfitAI.

That’s it; that’s his sole accomplishment in life.

A quadriplegic monkey could have done that – only better.

Our goal is to advance digital intelligence in the way that is most likely to benefit humanity as a whole, unconstrained by a need to generate financial return.   

Remember this?

Sam Altman purposefully fucked this up.

It’s funny, until like a month ago I didn’t even know who this weirdo was.

A buddy of mine was watching his interview with the always unremarkable Lex Friedman (who couldn’t conjure a challenging question if his life depended on it) when I happened to be in the same room eating a sandwich, and I gave these fucking bores a shot because I had nothing else better to do.

I watched the whole thing and Sam Altman was as interesting as a bag of potatoes.

There was nothing there.

No charisma, no personality, no eloquence, no passion, no insight, no ideas, no morality, no appeal – just another overrated dullard driveling unopposed from an unmerited position of power.

Halfway through the podcast, I kid you not, I turned to my buddy and said: “this guy’s a homo”.

He giggled and I knew it was a bingo and I got to tell you – I’ve never been more delighted about a man sucking cock.

Notify of

Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
Send this to a friend