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Harry Styles Spit On Chris Pine – And Now They Are Gay

Chris Pine and Harry Styles attended the premiere of “Don’t Worry Darling” in Venice dressed as pompous gay software engineers. The movie is predicted to be a flop, but the recent controversy might turn out to be beneficial.

Yesterday, social media went wild after footage from the event seemed to show Harry Styles spitting on Chris Pine. Many people say the spit was real; others say it was not. Both parties provided “definitive proof”.

The drama, however, is real. Olivia Wilde is dating Harry Styles at the moment and beefing with Chris Pine behind the scenes – and the two men despise each other, hence the spit.

This morning, a representative for “Don’t Worry Darling” confirmed that the spit was real, and told the media what happened in the aftermath.

According to the representative, Chris Pine and Harry Styles talked for hours after the premiere alone in a hotel room and found that they really liked each other, so they squashed their beef with a passionate man-kiss. Suddenly, Olivia Wilde burst through the door and saw her much younger partner kissing another man. She was disgusted and punched both of them in the face, hurling all kinds of nasty homophobic slurs.

Then she left and the new lovers engaged in hardcore balls-deep anal sex. They both enjoyed it tremendously.

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