Hoes Can’t Be Presidents

According to the Daily Mail, presidential hopeful Nikki Haley cheated on her dumb husband with 2 guys before she became governor of South Carolina.

They report:

New witnesses have come forward telling that Haley’s denials of two alleged 2008 affairs are false, and that the supposed trysts were brazen and widely known among South Carolina politicos.

Will Folks, 49, and Larry Marchant, 61, both signed affidavits in 2010 alleging they had a sexual relationship with the then-South Carolina lawmaker, before she went on to become governor.

And check this out:

Multiple GOP insiders told that they were intimately aware of Haley’s infidelity as a South Carolina lawmaker – including tales of steamy liaisons in the back of her Cadillac SUV, ‘canoodling’ in her lovers’ laps at bars, and nights spent together in a Columbia, South Carolina duplex.

The bald guy confirms:

Representative Haley and I shared our first kiss while sitting in her parked car outside of MacDougal’s restaurant and bar in downtown Columbia, S.C. 

This kiss took place in early 2007 following an evening with friends at the nearby Liberty Taproom. After this first kiss, Rep. Haley drove us to the parking lot behind the neighborhood center at Emily Douglas Park where we parked for approximately forty-five minutes. 

There we slid back the seats of her Cadillac SUV so that Rep. Haley could climb on top of me.

The other weirdo also confirms:

Rep. Nikki Haley and I were in Salt Lake City attending a conference together on June 14-15, 2008. We were both staying at the Salt Lake Marriott Downtown. 

After a night together of dinner and drinks with other participants of the conference, Rep. Haley and I returned to the hotel together. We went back to her room where we had sexual intercourse and I spent the remainder of the evening. I left her room at approximately 6:00 am.

I came forward publicly on this matter only after being contacted by the press and after hearing Rep. Haley claim that she had been One Hundred Percent faithful to her husband in response to the Folk’s allegations when I knew her statements were absolutely false.

What a hoe!

I call her a hoe because this is the appropriate term to describe Nikki Haley.

The Oxford English Dictionary states that a married woman who fucks other guys on the side can be correctly labeled as a hoe – a promiscuous and immoral woman (not a whore, but pretty close).

So Nikki Haley is a hoe.

And hoes can’t be presidents.

If this horse-faced hoe cheated on her better half, she will cheat on America.


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