How To Avoid Throat Cancer

Future Nobel Laureate in Physiology or Medicine Dr. Daria Sadovskaya on TikTok:

Men are more likely to develop throat cancer performing oral sex on women, as women are more likely to carry the HPV virus in their genital area.

She’s right.

From the New York Post:

The American Cancer Society does cite oral sex as one potential cause of throat cancer, given that the human papillomavirus, commonly known as HPV, can be transmitted during the act.

HPV is the most common sexually transmitted infection, with an estimated 13 million new cases in the US each year.

It is so prevalent that, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, “nearly all sexually active men and women get the virus at some point in their lives.”

This is how Michael Douglas got his throat cancer by the way.

He told the Guardian years ago:

Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus.

But fear not, friend. You don’t have to give up eating pussy. This pesky HPV virus can be annihilated by thoroughly douching the pussy with antibacterial soap, bleach or vinegar.

Do that and you can dive right in.

Bon Appétit!

And always remember: a disinfected pussy can’t give you cancer and is good for the environment.


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