I was looking for people to terrorize on Twitter this morning when I stumbled upon this video:
Immediately after watching this I stood up and threw the Nazi salute – but what does it mean?
Am I a Nazi?
Am I a racist?
Am I a transphobe?
Well, I don’t think so. I would like to believe I’m not.
It’s just… seeing this video triggered me so bad that I unconsciously threw the Nazi salute.
OK, I also said some truly disturbing things about the LGBTQ community out loud, if I’m being really honest… and I pictured a Columbine-type massacre for, like, 3 seconds… but that doesn’t count.
Hey, chill out, I’m just telling you what happened.
I’m not a bad person.
I help old ladies cross the street and I always pay my taxes. I know what I did is bad, but how bad can it be? It can’t be that bad if I couldn’t control it, right? It just happened. Maybe it’s some weird, undiagnosed medical thing. I really didn’t mean it. I’m sorry. I will seek treatment at once! Please Lord forgive me!