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I Think I Trust You Enough To Tell You This Secret

I think I trust you enough to tell you this secret. To find the Gray Fox go to the garden of Dareloth in the Waterfront District of the Imperial City. Look for a boarded-up cottage on the east side of the garden, near a big oak tree.

The Gray Fox will be inside that cottage at midnight with his lover, Marcus, a burly negro from the slums of Bravil. You see, the Gray Fox is a nasty homo, a nasty homo indeed. He is very fond of the dark meat. Not many in Cyrodiil know his shameful secret.

There is an enchantment there. The door can only be opened with a magic scroll which can be bought from Calindil at the Mystic Emporium. Tell Calindil the secret word, “fungus”, and he will sell you the right scroll for 20 gold. Here is 20 gold. Take it.

Once inside, you can kill the sodomites as you please. I suggest setting them on fire with a Burning Touch spell.

Watch out for the negro. He is said to carry a mighty silver claymore which he stole from a High Elf last year in the Jerall Mountains. I can say no more.

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