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Illegal Immigrants Destroyed Martha’s Vineyard, Killed Michelle And Barack Obama

On Wednesday, Florida Governor and total badass Ron DeSantis sent two planes full of illegal immigrants to Martha’s Vineyard, the affluent summer colony located on an island south of Cape Cod.

Ron DeSantis declared:

And all of those people in D.C. and New York were beating their chests when Trump was president, saying they were so proud to be sanctuary jurisdictions, saying how bad it was to have a secure border. The minute even a small fraction of what those border towns deal with every day is brought to their front door, they all of a sudden go berserk and they’re so upset that this is happening. It just shows you their virtue-signaling is a fraud.

But once the planes landed, chaos ensued.

The illegal immigrants began wandering through the island like zombies, pissing and shitting on front lawns, sometimes even inside houses. Many of them had intractable diarrhea, stunk really bad, and were drugged out of their minds; it was a nightmare.

The locals tried to tell them to leave but the illegal immigrants did not understand a word of English. Communication was impossible.

A few hours later, they began raping and pillaging. They raped women and children, viciously beat up the men (mostly sissy progressives who were pathetically begging for their lives during the beatings), and destroyed every building on the island.  

Barack Obama, who was vacationing on Martha’s Vineyard, ordered his henchmen to shoot anyone who came near his $12 million mansion and retreated with his wife Michelle into the panic room. The henchmen fought bravely, but they were quickly outflanked and killed. The angry mob then burned down the mansion and the Obamas were forced to abandon the panic room. Upon seeing them, the illegal immigrants began hurling N-bombs and attacked. They took them to a nearby forest and raped them all night long. At dawn, Michelle and Barack Obama were beaten to death with metal pipes and every illegal immigrant pissed on their corpses.

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