A dopey friend of mine texts me this morning.
— Hey, did you see the new iPhone?
— You told me you’re looking for a new phone and this is a great option.
— It’s not.
— They say the iPhone 15 is the best phone on the market.
— They’re lying.
— It’s the beginning of a new era.
— Stop it.
— Wait till you see the design.
— I can’t tell them apart.
— You don’t like Apple?
— But you had an iPhone a few years ago no?
— I never had an iPhone. And I’m never going to buy one either.
— Because I’m not a pretentious fag, nor a dumb whore in desperate need of attention.