iPhone 15 Sucks

A dopey friend of mine texts me this morning:

— Hey, did you see the new iPhone?

— No.

— You told me you’re looking for a new phone and this is a great option.

— It’s not.

— They say the iPhone 15 is the best phone on the market.

— They’re lying.

— It’s the beginning of a new era.

— Stop it.

— Wait till you see the design.

— I can’t tell them apart.

— You don’t like Apple?

— No.

— But you had an iPhone a few years ago no?

— I never had an iPhone. And I’m never going to buy one either.

— Why?

— Because I’m not a pretentious fag, nor a dumb whore in desperate need of attention.


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