— Hey, did you see the new iPhone?
— No.
— You’ll definitely like this one, iPhone 17. I got one already, and let me tell you a secret: it’s a real babe magnet.
— It’s a real retard magnet.
— You’re just saying that because you hate Apple, but you’re wrong.
— I’m not wrong.
— You’re totally wrong. How can it be a retard magnet?
— Because retards buy iPhones.
— Fuck you, I’ve had many iPhones.
— Because you’re retarded.
— OK, smartass, what phone do you have?
— Not an iPhone.
— Yes, I know, but what brand?
— Suzuki.
— Suzuki?
— Yes.
— Suzuki… um… the Japanese car company? That Suzuki?
— Yes.
— I didn’t know they made phones.
— They don’t.
— Then why did you say you have a Suzuki phone?
— To prove that you’re retarded.
