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Is Brigitte Macron Actually A Man?

At long last, Emmanuel Macron has addressed the rumors that his septuagenarian wife Brigitte is a man.

Kinda.

Stupid said this at an International Women’s Day event in Paris:

The worst thing is the false information and fabricated scenarios. People eventually believe them and disturb you, even in your intimacy.

The thought of intimacy between these two creeps sent shivers down my spine – and then I puked in a bucket.

But let’s get back to the subject.

The French President hasn’t presented any evidence whatsoever that his spouse is a biological woman.

It’s not that far-fetched, though. This thing has no tits, no morals, and a horrid man-face – so what are the odds really?

Sure, all French broads over 50 look like old men, but there’s something disturbingly foreboding about her/him.

My tranny spidey sense is off the charts!

Maybe it’s the age difference, I don’t know.

Nevertheless, these are serious matters that must be properly investigated by the authorities.

If true, according to the current law, which dates back to the kingdom of Pepin the Short, the Presidential couple will be immediately hanged on the Champs-Élysées for deceiving the French nation.

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