It does exist, Hero of Kvatch.
It is called… the Sacred Whip of Jew Submission.
The Enlightened Wizards of Deepscorn Hollow whipped their Jews with it for a thousand years, until they were all poisoned by one of their servants, who turned out to be a Jew.
Luckily, it was not destroyed; and rumor has it that it now lies beneath the Colovian Highlands, in a dungeon guarded by a vicious Gloom Wraith.
Find this whip, Hero of Kvatch.
Bring it to me and I shall pay your weight in gold!
