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Lex Fridman Has Gone Missing In the Amazon Jungle

The last broadcast of Lex Fridman.

The popular podcaster has disappeared in the Amazon jungle and is now presumed dead.

According to the Peruvian paper El Fuego Del Amazonas, Lex Fridman was last seen in the remote village of Gora’le’lu where he partook in a sinister ritual involving animal sacrifice and bestiality.

The locals claimed that he drank a jar of Ayahuasca, took off his clothes (revealing a micropenis), jumped into a fire, and then ran away, screaming at the top of his lungs that the government is out to get him.

The wise village chief called him a “retarded faggot” and swore to behead him should their paths cross again.

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