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Lizzo Is Oppressed

During her acceptance speech for the “Video for Good” award (whatever that means) at the VMAs, which apparently is still a thing, Lizzo went full retard:

This morbidly obese swine is oppressed.

Can you believe it? There are laws out there that oppress people like Lizzo, though none of them concern gluttony, I would assume.

I haven’t seen this bitch in a while but she was trending everywhere yesterday because of her retarded statement, so it was impossible to avoid seeing that disgusting, tractor-sized body again; and every time I see this bitch, I swear she’s fatter and more insufferable than before.

She’s just disturbing to look at.

Her fatness makes me puke. How is it possible to have hundreds of tits protruding from all over your body? She can probably eat a horse in a single meal, then ask what’s for dessert. Her turds must be the size of beer barrels. And the farts… Lord have mercy!… the heinous expulsions of intestinal gas emanating from that melting whale carcass can instantly kill a small animal, I’m sure of it.

Imagine getting a whiff of one of Lizzo’s thunderous farts. I’d rather smell Zyklon B in an Auschwitz gas chamber.

SPARE SOME COIN

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