Ladies, I hate to break it to you, but Luigi Mangione is gay.
Oh yeah.
Reportedly, there are multiple sex tapes of him shopped around on the black market – and none of them feature pussy.
A source told Radar Online:
He wanted to be watched. He got off on it. There are at least 20 videos of him having sex.
With men.
The signs were there all along: a loner, no girlfriends, likes Pokémon, hates Capitalism, walks around shirtless, eats Happy Meals, and he once tweeted “Nooo one of my fishies got sucked into the filter ):” – he’s gay.
Sex tape broker Kevin Blatt told the US Sun:
The video I have seen is not high production stuff – it’s pretty seedy, solo stuff that looks like he recorded it in a bathroom at his parents’ house and in a bedroom and then sent to a man he met on Grindr in 2020.
But the phone number the videos were sent from has a Maryland area code, which is where he is from, and you can actually match up his parents’ bathroom from real estate listings of their house.
And it’s undoubtedly him, when this man saw that Luigi had been arrested he couldn’t believe that was the same guy he met on Grindr.
Wow.
It’s so disrespectful to record yourself performing gay shit in your Italian parent’s house. Papa Mangione must be fuming.
Isn’t it sad?
The gay thing, not the murder.
Just imagine… a sea of women fantasizing about you… and you’re a fag behind bars… no chance of ever getting out… facing the death penalty… in the flower of youth… tick-tock… tick-tock… tick-tock…
It’s so sad.
