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Maria Shriver Gives Me The Shivers

I saw some recent photos of Maria Shriver, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s ex-wife, in Page Six… and I freaked the fuck out.

I mean, what the fuck is that?

Is that her real face, or another face glued onto her real face? I honestly can’t tell.

She looks horrendous.

She looks like she’s halfway through a zombification process. I want to beat her up with a spiked baseball bat and set her body on fire to eradicate whatever disease she’s got.

Imagine this creature staring at you in a secluded alley when you’re all by yourself late at night. What do you do? Throw a rock and run like hell, as far as I’m concerned.

Jesus Christ.

Arnold was definitely onto something.

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