Mark Zuckerberg Got Beat Up

Stop moving Mark, I need to wipe the sweat from your stupid head. God you’re such an annoying bitch.

I should’ve left you in the gutter after that nigger beat you like a dog and stole your wallet. He beat you in front of me, honey – in front of your wife! I’ve never been so humiliated in my life.

MMA training my ass, you’re a joke. You’re a fucking joke Mark! I’m dismantling that stupid octagon ring as soon as I get home; I shouldn’t have let you get that shit in the first place.

From now on no more MMA – got that? From now on you stick to your horseshit at Meta and take care of the kids. End of story.

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