Mark Zuckerberg Got Beat Up

Stop moving Mark, I need to wipe the sweat from your stupid head. God you’re such an annoying bitch.

I should’ve left you in the gutter after that nigger beat you like a dog and stole your wallet. He beat you in front of me, honey – in front of your wife! I’ve never been so humiliated in my life.

MMA training my ass, you’re a joke. You’re a fucking joke Mark! I’m dismantling that stupid octagon ring as soon as I get home; I shouldn’t have let you get that shit in the first place.

From now on no more MMA – got that? From now on you stick to your horseshit at Meta and take care of the kids. End of story.

Look how you look, Mark… lying all patched up in the hospital bed like this. You make me sick.


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