Once I acquire the necessary proficiency in AI, I will replace the Predator with Michelle Obama in the original movie.
Michelle Obama is more terrifying than any alien creature imaginable. She’s tall, muscular, and disturbingly ugly – she’s perfect!
Picture this bitch chasing motherfuckers through the jungle until Arnold triggers the trap and a huge log falls on her stupid skull and he asks “What the hell are you?”
Don’t tell me you won’t watch this.
Once I acquire the necessary proficiency in AI, I will do it. I swear on my children’s eyes I will do it!
The new version of the movie will be unsettling and hilarious at the same time. I might win some awards. I don’t know.
Nevertheless, it will be seen by billions of people worldwide. That I can guarantee.
