When the authorities stormed a supposedly empty warehouse in Fresno County, California, they found laboratory equipment and 20 half-naked Chinese nationals listening to Livin’ La Vida Loca on repeat.
They also found herpes, hepatitis, Ebola, tuberculosis, gonorrhea, diabetes, COVID, AIDS, 924 lab mice, 61 rhesus monkeys and 8 black people. The animals were kept in appalling conditions, in cages, beaten and malnourished.
But little did they know what they would stumble upon next.
In the back of a dimly lit room, chained to a wall, there was a creature that had the body of a black man, the head of a monkey and a huge tail, missing the penis and a nipple.
When an officer approached to get a closer look, the creature bloodcurdlingly sighed “Please kill me kind man” and the officer fainted.