Barack Obama visited the awe-inspiring Parthenon in Athens recently, one of the greatest monuments of the ancient world still standing today, and he was awe-inspired all right.
He marveled at the enduring symbol of Western civilization for hours, defeated, imprisoned by revelatory thought.
A single tear rolled down his withered cheek but he quickly flicked it off not wanting it to be noticed.
Suddenly a white man in a trench coat with huge dark spectacles walked up to him and said “black people never built something like this, huh?”, then scrammed.
Obama winced and ran after him but tripped and fell face first into a steaming pile of shit that flooded his mouth and nostrils.
Turns out, an illegal Ethiopian took a dump there while hiding from the authorities.
