Oh Boy: Gay Couple’s Dog Contracted Monkeypox

Science says that monkeypox spreads primarily through gay sex just like AIDS, and now the first known case of human-to-dog transmission has been documented.

According to The Lancet:

Two men who have sex with men attended Pitié-Salpêtrière Hospital, Paris, France, on June 10, 2022. One man (referred to as patient 1 going forward) is Latino, aged 44 years, and lives with HIV with undetectable viral loads on antiretrovirals; the second man (patient 2) is White, aged 27 years, and HIV-negative. The men are non-exclusive partners living in the same household. They each signed a consent form for the use of their clinical and biological data, and for the publication of anonymised photographs. The men had presented with anal ulceration 6 days after sex with other partners. In patient 1, anal ulceration was followed by a vesiculopustular rash on the face, ears, and legs; in patient 2, on the legs and back. In both cases, rash was associated with asthenia, headaches, and fever 4 days later.

In The Lancet article you’ll find a picture of an asshole with ulceration – don’t click the link, it’s fucking disgusting.   

Yes, these gay guys fucked their dog:

The men reported co-sleeping with their dog. They had been careful to prevent their dog from contact with other pets or humans from the onset of their own symptoms (ie, 13 days before the dog started to present cutaneous manifestations).

And now the poor dog has monkeypox.

This is the first recorded case of human-to-dog transmission of monkeypox but rest assured that there will be many more because… well, you know.

And if you think this is bad, wait ‘til you see the first case of horse monkeypox.

Or blobfish monkeypox.

Or Komodo dragon monkeypox.

You name it – they’re all coming.

If there’s an animal with an asshole, some guy’s going to fuck it.

And chances are… well, you know.

Oh wait, what’s this?

A statement from the CDC director Dr. Rochelle Walensky:

We have seen now two cases that have occurred in children. Both of those children are traced back to individuals who come from the men who have sex with men community — the gay men community.

Not good.

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Here’s Ben Shapiro telling you how to avoid this particular disease:



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