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Putin Would Destroy Elon Musk In A Fight

Elon Musk wants to fight Putin, MMA-style:

If you recall, back in March he challenged Putin on Twitter:

Obviously he’s trolling here.

But if, by some miracle, the fight would actually happen, we all know who would win.

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is a formidable fighter, one of the best in the world, despite his age and the fact that he’s never been seen fighting before.

He has a black belt in judo, jujitsu, aikido, karate, sambo, kung fu and muay thai; and he’s also proficient in bare-knuckle boxing and blindfolded ritual combat.

The man wrestles shitless with bears in Siberia for crying out loud.

Can Elon Musk do that? No, he can’t.

Putin would destroy him in a fight. He would rearrange that dumb autistic face with a single blow, leaving him looking like the elephant man for the rest of his life.

I know it, you know it, Elon knows it too.

He’s just trolling us because he knows the fight will never happen.

SPARE SOME COIN

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